Amy Smart Wins Academy Award

That’s right, I am fucking calling it. Come February 2009 you’ll see Amy Smart walking up to the stage, pass that crotchstain Billy Crystal, and up to the podium where she will make movie history. I’m not entirely sure what that history will be, but it will be great. Also, I think that actresses should be required to wear the same outfit for the role they won the Oscar for. How sweet would that be? Imagine Halle Berry accepting her Oscar for Monster’s Ball again; awesome, just so long as you have a crowbar to pry Billy-Bob Thornton off of her.

And just to refresh your memory of Amy Smart’s acting ability, here be some NSFW pictures of her unrestrained, umm, acting.