Arrested – The Profile of an insane (retarded) man.

Salt Lake City — Authorities have arrested a man who they say told bank tellers in Utah that he was on a mission to kill President Obama

Now lets start off with that right there. Here’s the main reason this dude is either insane, or extremely mentally retarded. You don’t tell bank tellers anything. I don’t even trust them half the time, just like I don’t trust lawyers. You know, those blood sucking human mosquitoes that will do everything in their power to bleed you or the system (in your name) dry. Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones. But that’s like saying ‘every once and a while there is a good mosquito, who only uses animals and not people’, it doesn’t work in the majority of cases.

So, crazy moron dude goes in to a bank, and just casually says “I’mma kill our preserdent! (sic)”. Not even a coked out high as a kite Charles Manson would do that. On to Exhibit B:

Murray made bizarre statements last month while opening — and then closing within two weeks — an $85,000 savings account

So… he has 85,000 dollars? How does this happen? Is he crazy enough to make money come out of thin air, or is he retarded enough to use his children’s college funds… or steal it? This I don’t get. You make a bank account… for two weeks… and then close it… Your mattress would have been a better choice dude. But now, I can guarantee that its all going to a lawyer or two (see Mosquito).

Exhibit C:

The criminal complaint says Murray, originally from Rexford, N.Y., is the registered owner of eight guns.

I am not against gun ownership, and personally if you could afford it I would support your right to own a fully armed and loaded tank with a huge turret. However, owning eight guns and doing A and B, will only give people (see Human Mosquitoes + Politicians) the gumption to challenge these rights. Thanks retard, now gun owners can be generalized as crazy nut-balls again. W00t. Why did you not think to replace guns with something crazy… like slingshots? You know, to play up that whole ‘insanity’ or ‘crazy’ defense… oh that’s right… you’re likely a goddamn retard who threatened our President.

Exhibit D:

He was described by his father and former neighbors in Rexford as troubled but not dangerous. He was known for strolling down a street wearing a cape and talking to himself.

I’m Batman! I’m Batman! I’m Batshit Crazy! I’m Batman.

The Jury Rests, in light of all of these together, had the last one not been on the list we would have sided with ‘retarded idiot’. However, because of this latest revelation, that he is Batman, he is clearly bat-shit insane enough to be what he wishes he was. The Goddamn Batman.

Our Prediction: Acceptance of the insanity plea after lawyers (blood sucking mosquitoes) bleed the man and his family dry, while also bleeding the state and federal government of millions, only for the most logical choice to be made, and sending him to get some serious help. Attorneys, a nicer word for lawyer, live off of the lifeblood that is money, and innocent puppies. So be prepared to see many puppies wheeled in and scared for life.

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