Bar Refaeli gets naked, then ‘inked’ for Esquire

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Earlier I said that Megan Fox is the hottest person alive, but after viewing these ridiculously awesome Bar Refaeli pics I may have to change my tune. My penis and I sat down and had a long talk about this conundrum, and we agreed that the only way to solve this definitively is for Megan, Bar, my penis, and myself to engage in vigorous talks in my bed. Somebody needs to notify the UN so they can get a resolution in the works. Also, someone needs to go firebomb Esquire headquarters for fucking up Bar Refaeli voluntarily getting naked. You aim the Hubble Telescope at that miracle of awesome, not write all over it. Douches.