Bar Refaeli wears tiny black bikinis

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And that’s really all you need to know. I guess I could say how Bar Refaeli is ridiculously hot and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes — oh, and that Israel should use her as some sort of bargaining piece with Palestine. See, United Nations? Who’s the fuckin’ retarded jackass who will never be an ambassador, now? — but I’m in a really lazy mood right now, and it’s getting dark outside. I have to prepare for… um… goddammit. I really lost it there at the end. I’ll try harder tomorrow. Maybe. Probably not.