Bernie Mac is Dead

Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead. AP reports:

Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper “Ocean’s Eleven” and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom “The Bernie Mac Show,” died Saturday at age 50.

“Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital,” his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Well isn’t that just a straight kick to the testicles. Anybody else get the feeling that death is such an asshole because every time he tried to play around with a chick’s boobies in high school she ended up stiffer than he was? Goddammit, now who’s going to be the smooth-talking dealer in Ocean’s 14?

RIP Bernie.