Candice Swanepoel topless

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According to Candice Swanepoel’s wikipedia bio, that I may or may not have paid an illegal Mexican immigrant midget to read, Candice is a delicious burrito. Hm. Dammit, Manuel! What did I tell you? English, learn it. Fuck, where am I supposed to turn to for help if I can’t rely on illegal immigrants who can’t reach the cookie jar? Anywho, according to Candice Swanepoel’s wikipedia bio, that I may or may not have paid an illegal Kazakh immigrant hooker to read, Candice’s vazhin bring in many tenge. Goddammit. She’s a Victoria’s Secret model. Listen here, you useless pustules…

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Victoria’s Secret continuing to be the most awesome thing ever.