Breaking News! (shocking)
According to various news sources, Pop Start Michael Jackson, 50, died after a heart arrest.

When the paramedics arrived at his home he was not breathing, and even after been given CPR he couldn’t resist.
A cardiologist at UCLA confirmed Jackson died of cardiac arrest after arriving at the Los Angeles hospital in deep coma.

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I think I’m being a little generous by calling that thing a “top”. It pretty much looks like Katie took a net and stretched and cut it a bit, which as you’ve probably already guessed, is one of the best decisions she’s ever made. It’s too bad she stopped the thought process when she did. [...]

Holy fucking walrus penis, when did Anna Paquin become such a freakishly awesome sexbomb? Someone get me an audition for this show. Emmys will come raining down. Granted, the simulated sex scenes may only take up a total of 11 seconds, but I have already devised a solution to that. Prior to the simulated sex [...]

I’ve really got to get me one of these photographer gigs. These dudes seem like they’re always up to their testicles in naked female celebrities. I’ve been trying to get Fergie to take her top off since before Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. Then some jackoff turns on a camera and her bra kills [...]

Models from left to right: Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abby Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Georgina Stojilkovic
This is, without a doubt, the greatest thing I have ever seen. Long have I dreamed of a scenario where a bunch of supermodels are frolicking naked on [...]