Archive for the ‘Epic Fail’ Category

Jennifer Aniston insults Brad Pitt at Women in Film awards

Posted on June 15th, 2009 by by admin

Holy Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. Someone needs to marry this chick and then dump her so she has something new to obsess over. I volunteer under the stipulation that she is always naked. If, god forbid, she has to leave the bedroom she must wear a skin-tight dress with her boobs pushed up [...]

Sacha Baron Cohen gets his bare ass Sued

Posted on June 9th, 2009 by by admin

Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, is being sued.  Yes, really.  Yes, it is probably an idiotic move, but dammit someone had to do it (several times over anyways).   According to the lawyer (read: vampire) Ms. Richelle Olson suffered “Life Altering Injuries”.  To what?  Her Ego?
Olson claims Baron Cohen and a camera crew for his new [...]

Arrested – The Profile of an insane (retarded) man.

Posted on June 7th, 2009 by by admin

Salt Lake City — Authorities have arrested a man who they say told bank tellers in Utah that he was on a mission to kill President Obama
Now lets start off with that right there.  Here’s the main reason this dude is either insane, or extremely mentally retarded.  You don’t tell bank tellers anything.  I [...]

Joe Jonas dances to “single ladies”

Posted on June 4th, 2009 by by admin

Gay.

David Carradine found dead

Posted on June 4th, 2009 by by admin

The coolest Kung Fu hippie this side of Bruce Lee was found dead in a hotel room in Taiwan. BBC reports:
Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room, BBC correspondent Jonathan Head has reported.
The 72-year-old was in Thailand filming his latest film Stretch, according to his [...]