Audrina Patridge can still fill out a bikini like no other.  (Egotastic)
LG is releasing solar-powered cell phone.  What happens on cloudy days?  (Geekologie)
Here be a list of the goriest video games.  (Gameist)
The most disturbing animals on Earth.  You should probably just kill yourself if you encounter them.  (Atom)
The biggest celebrity pussies.  A stiff wind [...]

Sports Illustrated made the right choice selecting Bar Refaeli as this year’s cover girl.  (Egotastic)
Sorry, conspiracy theorists, but the Large Hadron Collider won’t be destroying the Earth until at least September.  (Geekologie)
Brooklyn Decker in nothing but bodypaint.  Also known as, “Awesome.”  (Hollywood Tuna)
Michael Phelps lost two-thousand dollars playing beer pong, which is exactly the [...]

Christina Hendricks has the greatest cleavage in history.  (Egotastic)
A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)
Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)
Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)
Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the [...]

I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is, but I have learned that has amazing boobs.  (Egotastic)
Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)
The Superficial’s [...]

Olivia Munn goes to Hawaii — she also brought her bikini.  (Egotastic)
Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)
When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)
Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil [...]