Study this video before you go out to the clubs tonight and you will have great success.

The coolest Kung Fu hippie this side of Bruce Lee was found dead in a hotel room in Taiwan. BBC reports:
Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room, BBC correspondent Jonathan Head has reported.
The 72-year-old was in Thailand filming his latest film Stretch, according to his [...]

Video Games – E3 2009 – Attack of the Show

Ha, you douches thought she was guzzling sperm, didn’t you?  No?  Just me?  Dammit.  Well screw you Attack of the Show.  If you’re going to keep having Olivia Munn doing the awesome, can she at least be naked in my bed?
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I don’t know, I’m still pretty skeptical.  I don’t think I can trust a guy who hasn’t been arrested for getting his ass kicked by a hooker.  That’s just professionalism you can rely on.
NOTE: This wasn’t even remotely as funny as I thought it’d be, but I’ve come too far to stop, so you’re going [...]

Damn, too bad he didn’t get the part.  Titanic would have been 100% more awesome, and there’s a good chance that Sam would’ve “motherfucked” the ship into not even sinking.  And yes, I am talking about the real ship.  That big bastard would be a museum in a dry-dock in Liverpool right now if Samuel [...]