Christian Bale Apologizes for Hilarious Tirade

Christians Bale has “finally” come out (ha, please don’t kill me) and addressed the issue that has been gripping the world for the past week. Because, as you know, this is the only important thing that is happening right now. Economy? Ha, please. E!:

“It’s been a miserable week for me,” Bale told hosts Kevin Ryder and Gene “Bean” Baxter. “Listen, I know I have a potty mouth; everybody knows this now.
“The thing that I really want to stress is I have no confusion whatsoever. I was out of order beyond belief. I was way out of order. I acted like a punk. I regret that.
“There is nobody that has heard that tape that is hit harder by it than me. I make no excuses for it. It is inexcusable. I hope that that is absolutely clear.”
“I’m embarrassed by it. I ask everybody to sit down and ask themselves, have they ever had a bad day and have they ever lost their temper and really regretted it immensely.”
Not that he doesn’t understand the public’s insatiable desire to hear—and mock and remix—the audio.
“Feel free to make fun of me at my expense; I deserve it completely.”

If you’re wondering about the scene-ruining bastard on the receiving end of the funny, Christian says everything is cool: