Dam That Little Rascal
This just in from the press at Yahoo.com, Gary Coleman pleads no contest to disorderly conduct in Payson, Utah. His response to the charges was an emphatic “Whatchoo talkin’bout?”. My guess is that he offended his conservative Mormon hosts when he lifted up one cheek and tried to squeeze out a silent but violent puff of human natural gas, only to find out that he forgot to hit the mute button. If found guilty, everyone’s favorite Different Strokes actor could face either the time old punishment of being tarred and feathered, or a public stoning at city hall.
Reading this story about Mr. Coleman made me realize one thing, it’s a good thing OJ never took his famed Ford Bronco for a joyride through The Beehive State.
Mr. Coleman pleads not guilty
In case any legal minds or people looking to get rich quick the American way are reading this, aside from the first sentence, the above section is a complete work of fiction.
Tags: Ford Bronco, Gary Coleman, OJ, Stoning, Utah
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