David Carradine murdered by masturbation

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As I stated in my initial posting of this story, David Carradine was probably having a swell time with some teenage Thai prostitutes before going off to that big bamboo patch in the sky. TMZ reports:

Now we know why David Carradine’s family thinks foul play may have been involved in the actors death — his manager tells us Carradine was found with his hands tied behind his back.
Thai police are now recognizing David’s death may not have been a suicide, by saying, “It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or [whether] he died of suffocation or heart failure.” Police say he could have died from an “accidental suffocation.”

This is why you have to go for the older prostitutes. The young ones have small hands that just can’t manipulate our complicated whacking off knots. So I’m told.