Eliza Dushku visits Maxim

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All of my life I’ve dreamed of being a fire hydrant, but I may have to give this Maxim photographer gig a second thought. I’m fairly certain that photographing Eliza Dushku frolicking around in lingerie would be much better than having a fireman violently open parts of my body, and then shove a large hose into it… Stop being gay.