Hot Chick of the Day – Joanna Krupa

So Eastern Europe got its ass handed to it in WWII, like history is important. What is important is that there are now giving back to the world by churning out incredibly hot chicks like Chevy churns out Malibus; minus the crappy. Today’s edition of “Hot Chick of the Day” features the stunningly gorgeous Joanna Krupa. Ms. I would Do Terrible Things to Sex That hails from the vodka-loving Poland, but moved to Chi-town when she was five and has not been back to her birthplace since for fear of being chased by the 97% of the Polish population that is perpetually drunk. In related news – apparently sending hot Polish models the snapshots that you have taken of them from a distance, and behind a bush, to show your admiration in the hopes of kindling a romance based on a foundation of love, trust, respect, and pounding hot Polish vadge is considered stalking. Who knew? Joanna Krupa, her overzealous security team, and the Chicago PD, that’s who….. well la-di-da your Highness; excuse me for appreciating long-range photography.

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