Hot Chick of the Day – Marisa Miller

Ah, supermodels. The bane of my existence. They are the Newman to my Jerry. Every move I make, every thought I think is based on how this might improve my chances of plowing some of hot, bikini lady vadge. Well that is not entirely true, but Holy Mother of God Marisa Miller is fucking hot. I think we should move to have supermodels replace the world’s superheroes with giant-rack Miller as the captain. If you were robbing a bank and you saw Batman repel in you would just sit there and make fun of him for having a gay sidekick, which well invariably make the hot bank teller think you are the man, which would of course lead to hot bank teller sexing, but I digress, if you saw a bikinified Marisa Miller strut in you’d hand the bags back to Rich Uncle Pennybags and vigorously start fondling yourself, case solved.