Hot Chick of the Day – Mila Kunis

So, I just went and saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall (ya, ya, ya two months late, whatever, shut up Nazi) earlier tonight, and I must say, if you have not yet seen this movie drop whatever you’re doing and go out and see it. I don’t care if you’re a neurosurgeon performing life-saving brain surgery, stick a scalpel in it and call it good. It’s their fault for getting a crappy brain anyway. Aside from being quite funny the film also showcases the hot, hot, hot Kristen Bell (who takes part in a humorous sex scene) and the unbelievably gorgeous Mila Kunis. Now, I’ve always thought Mila Kunis was really hot, but holy Jesus nailed to a cross is she beautiful in this movie. I don’t know if it was the sweet Hawaiian air or the brilliant blue waters of the Pacific, but Mila Kunis is an absolute 10 in this movie, possible a 40. This makes me think that everyone at Maxim magazine should be burned at the stake for placing her at only 81 on the Hot 100 list. Mila Kunis is easily number 3 (sorry Biel) only to be beat out be Megan Fox, and Marisa Miller. And based what I saw in this movie, Megan could have some stiff competition from Ms. Kunis, and by stiff competition I mean they need to decide who’s number 2 by way of a cherry Jell-O wrestling match.

Whoever gets to bed down with her at night is a lucky man, and luckily for the rest of you, I am Scotland Yard’s top detective…….. Macaulay Culkin?! Macaulay fucking Culkin?!?! Are you fucking serious?!?!?! Hell in the godforsaken hell did Home Alone pull that off? The only thing Macaulay Culkin should be allowed to date is the half-eaten meatball sub in my dumpster.

Did you notice how I ran out of Macaulay Culkin movies to replace his name with? That’s right.