Hot Chick of the Day – Selita Ebanks

In celebration of the site and I returning to a working, somewhat harmonious relationship, I decided to enter the Victoria’s Secret hotness vault once again and make a withdrawal, although I’d really like to make a deposit…… ba-dum-bum, thank you, I’ll be here all week. According to Selita’s wikipedia biography (my research is deep and thorough, I know…… that’s what she said! High five!) she was born in the Cayman Islands and has a little bit of Jamaican swimming around her bloodstream. She also has some Indian thrown in for good measure, but that’s not important. What is important is the Jamaican and Cayman. Why you ask? Because that means that her ancestors were absolutely pirates, which makes her the coolest girl ever. So in conclusion, Selita Ebanks is stunningly gorgeous and has some pirate ancestry. Check and mate.

Huh? You want to know how I came about the scientific fact that Selita’s great, great, great, great, grandfather was a bloodthirsty buccaneer? It came to me after many long hours of research and experiments in my laboratory, also, she’s wearing a pirate hat, and if that isn’t scientific proof I don’t know what is.