Jennifer Aniston wants to be a Bond Girl

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I would still totally do the hell out of Jennifer Aniston. She’s got a wicked body and looks like she’d be pretty damn wild in the bedroom region. But I’m not quite sure she is Bond girl material. The Daily Mail:

For Jennifer Aniston, age really is no boundary.
She’s dating a man nine years her junior and now she’s chasing a film role usually reserved for rising young actresses almost half her age.
The star, who rang in her 40th birthday last month, has revealed she has her eyes set on being a Bond girl.
She told Elle magazine: ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles. I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond. Glamour. Daniel Craig. S**t-loads of fun.’

Yea, no. Jennifer is not slouch in the beauty department, but she is not outrageously hot, or an exotic beauty by any means. The latest Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, bitchslaps her five ways from Sunday (what does that saying mean? I thought there was only one way from Sunday — Monday) when it comes to looks. Olga is insanely hot, an exotic beauty, and insanely hot. Like, she starts buildings on fire, hot. And I’m not entirely sure that Jennifer could take the reigns as a female action lead. Her repertoire thus far has generally consisted of craptastic romantic comedies, and more craptastic romantic comedies. That doesn’t exactly scream, “Gun-toting femme fatale.”

Here are some pictures of Aniston in Elle, and Olga in GQ and Maxim so you can contrast and compare.