Katie Price brings her see-through shirt to the beach

I think I’m being a little generous by calling that thing a “top”. It pretty much looks like Katie took a net and stretched and cut it a bit, which as you’ve probably already guessed, is one of the best decisions she’s ever made. It’s too bad she stopped the thought process when she did. I think we can all agree that she would’ve done humanity a great service if she would’ve burned that net into ash before putting it on, and also had sex with me for some reason.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Katie’s exemplary decision-making.