Kelly Brook’s boobs get licked

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Well then, this marks the first time in history that I have been jealous of a female porn star. To think, all this time I’ve been investing in romantic candles, nice clothes, fancy cars, rohypnol, and fine jewelry — when all I had to do was walk up to Ms. Brook and start licking her tits. Riley Steele should teach Human Sexuality 101. Naked.

NOTE: How ridiculously awesome is Kelly Brook’s body? Men have fought wars over less. If she ever starts walking around naked half the galaxy is fucked.