Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant

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Well that didn’t take long. People:

The Girls Next Door E! reality star told E! News’s Marc Malkin, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”
Wilkinson even went so far as to tell PEOPLE that she and Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles, were already working on names.
“My first initial is K and my middle name is Leigh, so we were thinking of Kaleigh,” she said. “And he’s Hank Baskett III, so of course I’m going to have a Hank Baskett IV!”

This kid’s life is going to be full of confusing ridicule:
“Hey mom, I saw you naked on the interwebs last night. What’s the deal?”
“Um… well… you see… *Flashes tits*
“K. I’m going to go masturbate about something that is definitely not those.”

Then of course the next day at school:
“Hey, douche. I saw your mom’s rockin’ tits last night.”
“Yea… Me too.”
“Haha, dude you’re such a fag. *Wedgie* “Football!”