Kevin Costner Briefly Hospitalized

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Kevin Costner went to the hospital because he was feeling lightheaded, which is a perfectly resonible response. People reports:

Kevin was driving in the Hollywood area Tuesday morning when he began to feel lightheaded,” says his spokesman Arnold Robinson. “He called 911 and they kept him overnight in the hospital.

I remember that one time I called the hospital because I felt lightheaded. If I remember correctly, the operator’s exact response was, “Sir, this is a Burger King.” I was insulted. I slammed the phone down and guzzled potato vodka. We saw who had the last laugh as I was rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.