Kevin Federline Houses a Circus

Apparently, in between sexing Britney Spears and taking care of her spawns, Kevin Federline decided to eat the entire tub of cookie dough. The Sun laughs:

While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I reckon porky Kev has piled on about 100 pounds.

Just making a few subtle changes could help Kevin back to his old weight.

Like swapping the Coke for Diet for instance.

“Like swapping the Coke for Diet for instance?” Diet? Why not, I don’t know, water? Son of a bitch this story sucks. Why did I even post it? I knew I should’ve went with that essay on snail dung.