Kevin Federline is Father of the Year – Sun Explodes

Las Vegas nightclub, Prive, is all liquored up and set to award Keven “What are My Other Kid’s Names” Federline their Father of the Year Award during a presentation at the club. Luckily, this award is entirely made-up with no official anything so the Sun promised he won’t actually blow up for wasting all the hard work he does to provide us with energy. People reports:

Just in time for Father’s Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his “father of the year” status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.

Sources tell PEOPLE he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club.

It should be noted that the other nominees for Prive’s Father of the Year Award were a badger, John Wayne Gacy, and brine shrimp. When asked for comment on their father’s award, Jayden and Sean were reported to have said, “Goddammit, will you shut the hell up and get the fuck out of the way! This coal isn’t going to mine itself! Now, go and see if the canary is still alive, and watch out for my sippy cup on your way out.”

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