Lindsay Lohan is Getting Sued, Again

A year ago, Lindsay Lohan got plowed (by alcohol, not penis) and jumped into some dudes’ car to chase down her personal assistant. Turns out, that wasn’t such a good idea. People reports:

The actress was “angry and aggressive” and the men “felt surprise, shock, fear and panic at Lohan’s surprising and sudden act” of allegedly commandeering a car in which they happened to be sitting to chase her personal assistant through the streets of Santa Monica, according to the lawsuit.
The plaintiffs – Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro – are seeking unspecified damages in the case, filed in Superior Court in Santa Monica.
Lohan’s attorney, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ.com the lawsuit is “absurd.”
“These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in,” he says.

Allow me to commend this story by saying, “Ahahahahahaha.” I’m not just laughing at Lindsay for having the intelligence level that a cotton swab could defeat — those three dudes could not come off any more as giant, pussy, bitch, douchebags. I mean seriously, a drunk, hot, big-titted celebrity gets in your car and you cry like Rosie O’Donnell after the buffet gets closed down. We all know Lindsay automatically stripped off her clothes just from being in the presence of multiple penises, and you sit there and have the nerve to tell us you were traumatized. Bunch of fairies.