Lindsay Lohan “Officially” Dives in the Muff

I, for one, think this is awesome.  Anytime a hot lesbian springs into existence I’m pretty sure a starving African child gets a billion dollars, or a second helping of maggot-filled mud, I get the two confused.  Anywho, Lindsay certainly is a hot lesbian with an amazing chest region, but, as usual, there is always something that has to ruin the whole goddamn works.  That something is the undead hideousness of Samantha Ronson.  I thought sunlight was supposed to be harmful to vampires, but I see Count Ronson walking around in its glowy goodness every day.  What the shit is that?

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Loveline, Samantha Ronson

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