Lindsay Lohan’s vagina returns

Luckily, it was only a partial attack. Most of the eastern seaboard was able to survive. I can’t even being to fathom the tragedy that would have occurred had it been a full-frontal strike. I fear we would have lost everyone up to Kansas, even with magic sky fairies on their side, and Tokyo would have been left to fend for itself as Godzilla took a heroic stand of, “Fuck that.”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of children’s nightmares.