Marisa Miller is Really Hot

In case you didn’t already know or you are the world’s dumbest human who also happens to be blind, Marisa Miller is the hottest person on the planet. How do I know this? Well I’m glad you asked, actually I’m not glad you asked. You could say I am in fact very displeased as you’ve forced me to work while I could be playing squash with Mr. Monopoly; asshole. Anyway, Maxim has provided the testicle brethren with photographic evidence of the super sexy that is Marisa Miller.

UPDATE: Unconfirmed reports state that these photos had to be shot by a camera in space as all attempts to shoot from a camera in the vicinity of Ms. Miller caused the cameras to burst into flame. How can that not be true?

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