Melissa Theuriau gives public blow jobs

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See, this is why European news is so much better than American news. And, I guess from what I’ve seen, European news isn’t bogged down by useless celebrities and missing white girl syndrome. They have, ya know, actual news. Anywho, their newscasters seem to be ridiculously hot and don’t mind getting all frisky in public. Like Melissa Theuriau, here. She’s widely-regarded as the hottest news chick in the land, but that doesn’t stop her from funneling her man-whore’s weapon of penetration in the middle of a Miami. I think someone deserves a Pulitzer.