Miranda Kerr. Bikini. Check and mate.

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Miranda Kerr can go ahead and stop being so adorably hot anytime now. It’s just mean at this point…

*KAPOW*

Sorry about that, folks. That was Tim, our newly-divorced intern. Just because his wife sued him into bankruptcy and legally forbids him from seeing his kids, he feels that we need to share his pain. I mean, come on, Tim, stop being such a whiner. Anywho, I don’t think you’ll have to worry about him, anymore. I seemed to have punched his brain right out of his head, ladies.