Miranda Kerr’s Nipple Says Hello

“Why hello there little fella, what are you up to?”

“I’m just out and about, you know. I sure wish Miranda would move this magazine. Ralph over there on the right breast wants to get some sun.”

“Oh, me too man, me too. Personally, I think it’d be best if she just walked around without clothes, but that’s just me. Call me old fashioned.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what Mr. Most Creative Bestest Blog Humorist in the World. You ah, “take care” of Orlando Bloom for me, and I’ll give Miranda a talking to about her wearing clothes all the time.”

“Deal. I knew it was worth it to enroll Bill the intern in that ninja seminar. I’ll finally be able to forgive him for letting his eye get crushed by that ninja star.”