Olivia Wilde in Maxim

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Well Olivia Wilde certainly lives up to being the reigning lady of Maxim’s Hot 100 list. Now if only that list was entitled “Playboy’s Hot 100 — And not that lame teasingly almost nude shit — we mean the hottest 100 chicks who are completely naked. You don’t get into the door at Playboy with clothes on. We keep it classy. I mean seriously. Do you realize how much time and effort we spend in trying to keep the Hef erect? How the hell are we supposed to do that if everyone is walking around in a goddamn parka? Dude’s older than the dust in the Queen’s vagina.” I know that title is long, but does that really matter if the 100 hottest female celebrities are naked? I didn’t think so. Now go get me a waffle.