Oprah Sued for $180 million

Sweet, virgin whore, that’s almost enough money to wisely invest in every hooker in Vegas. TMZ reports:

First things first — Keifer Bonvillain was arrested two years ago after allegedly recording conversations he had with an O employee and then shopping the tapes around to publishers and tabloids.
The Feds ended up dismissing the case against Mr. Villain on the grounds he perform 50 hours community service, undergo drug testing and pay back $3,000 he took from a company looking to meet with him over the tapes.
Fast forward to the present, when Keifer filed the $180 million lawsuit claiming Oprah and an attorney made false statements that led to his arrest.

If I was being sued for $180m I would have jumped of every bridge in existence, twice. I have a feeling Oprah will just brush this aside as some more noise from the common folk:

JEEVES: “Ms. Winfrey, there is a matter of large monetary importance.”

OPRAH: “Dammit, does the government need another loan?”

JEEVES: “No, Ma’am, the squirrely fellow with the wiretaps if suing you for $180 million.”

OPRAH: “What the hell is ‘million,’ is that, like, less than a billion?”

JEEVES: “…I”ll get you some sundaes.”

OPRAH: “Oh, goody!”

NOTE: Anybody else notice that dude’s name? He ain’t winning shit.