Paper towels vs. Shamwow

I don’t know, I’m still pretty skeptical. I don’t think I can trust a guy who hasn’t been arrested for getting his ass kicked by a hooker. That’s just professionalism you can rely on.

NOTE: This wasn’t even remotely as funny as I thought it’d be, but I’ve come too far to stop, so you’re going to watch it, and you’re going to like it.