Paul Newman Has Died of Cancer

God-motherfucking-dammit. AP reports:

Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, race car driver, popcorn impresario and the anti-hero of such films as “Hud,” “Cool Hand Luke” and “The Color of Money,” has died. He was 83.

Newman died Friday after a long battle with cancer at his farmhouse near Westport, publicist Jeff Sanderson said. He was surrounded by his family and close friends.

Fuck you cancer. Fuck you right in the eyes. My condolences go out to Paul’s family. Mr. Newman, rest in peace, you were the coolest motherfucker Hollywood will ever see.