Pregnant Gillian Anderson Falls Down

They really have to stop making these titles sound so awesome. This story was a complete let down. People reports:

Pregnant Gillian Anderson gave the audience quite a scare Wednesday night, when she lost her balance and fell to the floor at the London premiere of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Anderson, 40, then went on stage, in a floor-grazing Alice Temperley dress, and threw a fake punch at Weide. But she lost her balance and ended up falling to the ground, drawing gasps from the crowd at the Empire Leicester Square.

Weide reassured the audience that the 40-year-old actress – who is expecting her third child – was fine. “Is there a lawyer in the house?” he quipped.

I was totally expecting the local fire brigade to swing in on some fancy chandeliers and whisk Ms. Anderson off to the local hospital. Either that or have the baby be popped out like a cork and land in one of the tubas. Dramatic action plus comedy, you can’t go wrong. Especially if a lion were to pop out and rip Bar Rafaeli’s clothes off who just happened to be running across the stage for no reason whatsoholy crap that chipmunk is huge. Hide the acorns! Alrighty then, catastrophe averted. What was I talking about again? Bran flakes? Well that’s stupid.