Ryan Seacrest Shunned by Brad & Angelina at Golden Globes

Just when you think you’re among the quality people, someone comes along to put you back into your place. Seacrest seems to have been on a roll as of late, too. He… Um… Did that one thing… And that other show, over there… OK, I admit it, I literally have no idea why Ryan Seacrest is famous. All I know is that he’s a microphone-holding monkey for the E! network, and he comes off his a smarmy, annoying jackass. So you can imagine how much I laughed as I watched someone who thought he was a star get his balls taken away by two of the biggest stars around.

In a related story, if Angelina Jolie would also like to take my balls away I will fully support her endeavor.