Samuel L. Jackson Titanic screen test

Damn, too bad he didn’t get the part.  Titanic would have been 100% more awesome, and there’s a good chance that Sam would’ve “motherfucked” the ship into not even sinking.  And yes, I am talking about the real ship.  That big bastard would be a museum in a dry-dock in Liverpool right now if Samuel L. Jackson had been in that long-ass movie.  Seriously, how frickin’ long does it take to tell the story of Titanic?  Ship goes too fast.  Kate Winslet gets naked.  Gets pimp-slapped by an iceberg.  Really cold.  Lots of people die.  Hurray.


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