Sharon Stone is a Fucking Moron

For someone who is only known for flashing her vagina in a movie almost 20 years ago, Sharon Stone sure does like to voice her opinion. And wouldn’t you know it? The dumb just breaks the sound barrier as it screams from her mouth. People:

“At first, I’m not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans …,” she said on camera Thursday at the Cannes Film Festival, referring to the country’s alleged human rights violations. “And then all this earthquake and stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that Karma, when you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”

Somebody needs to explain plate tectonics to this idiot. Someone also needs to explain to her that the Sichuan province is filled with the very people, Tibetans, her stupid karma was supposed to be protecting. You see, this is why celebrities are usually not allowed to come within 17 miles of a microphone without a team of handlers at their side. The last time one of them was asked about their thoughts on the political arena/real world Zeus threatened to come down and shove a lightning bolt up the Hollywood Sign’s ass.

Now I know what you’re saying, “Sharon Stone looks good in that picture for someone of 92 years of age.” But, what you meant to say was, “Those plastic surgeons sure did pay attention in school.”

- Bluto -


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» Aimes said: { May 28, 2008 - 12:05:00 }

Give the old gal a break…maybe she held that REALLY AWKWARD-LOOKING position (^^^see photo, above^^^) for too long, and her brain hardened along with the rest of her polyurethane body. Creepy. Really, really creepy.