Ahahaha, are they even trying to win?  AP:

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show “So You Think You Can Dance” and has been Palin’s traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain’s foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report [...]

So, the story in the post below this post turned out to be a complete fucking hoax.  What a stupid bitch.  CNN reports:
A Republican campaign worker who told police she was assaulted by a man angered by a John McCain sticker on her car admitted she made up the report, the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, assistant police [...]

John McCain supporter, Ashley Todd, said she was brutally attacked at an ATM two nights ago after an alleged Obama supporter noticed a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.  Todd said she was punched, kicked, and had a ‘B’ cut into her face with a dull knife by a dark-skinned man.  Pittsburgh police say there [...]

Showing their horrendous phenomenal skills at running a political campaign, the Republican Party spent $150,000 on John McCain’s distraction of hotness running mate.  The Independent reports:
The Republican Party did not dispute the wardrobe findings of the US
website Politico, moreover. By perusing the campaign’s financial
disclosures for September, the site found that Mrs Palin’s fashion
expenditure included almost [...]

OK, so maybe not literally, but figuratively enough where it may as well have been literal.  I am 100% certain that anything John McCain does to try and stop our economy from doing a swan-dive off of the Empire State Building will result in the complete the destruction of the Earth.  Yes, John McCain is [...]