Apparently, Australia has a gorgeous supermodel factory.  Why wasn’t I told about this?  Didn’t I put you people in charge of keeping me up-to-date on supermodel production?  It’s almost like I’m not even handsomely paying you in Monopoly money.  If I wasn’t in such a good movie…  movie?  What the fuck brain?  …  mood from [...]

So, Melissa Haro is a super hot model with a kind heart.  According to her bio, she wants to open a chain of afforable veterinarian clinics one day.  What?  What the hell you giving me that look for just because I read her information?  I’m a gentleman, dammit!  OK, fine, my internet broke down and [...]

Alright then, Jessica Gomes is officially the hottest chick out of Australia, unless Miranda Kerr gets naked.  And perhaps Portugal and China.  Why?  Well, Australia has historically been a nation where the world’s criminals, whores, and miscreants — the cool people — have gone to live, and somewhere amongst that mass of illegal sex-hounds, Jessica’s [...]

Bar Refaeli better watch out, there’s a new super hot Israeli model in town (my town?  Please say yes).  Sure, Bar is quite a bit hotter at the moment, but Esti Ginzburg is only eighteen.  Yes, eighteen.  She can only get better from here.
Click the link after the pictures to view Esti’s video diary.

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Damn.  Danica Patrick is far and away the hottest race car driver.  Sure, there’s like three women drivers in all of racing (right?), but even if whatever league she is in was filled to the bra with tits (what?), Danica would still be tops.  Of course, I have absolutely no proof to back that claim, [...]