Olivia Munn goes to Hawaii — she also brought her bikini.  (Egotastic)
Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)
When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)
Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil [...]

You may still be fondling yourself over remember these super awesome Abigail Clancy pictures from the October issue of FHM, and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t given the sexiness exploding from ze pages.  I stumbled across this behind-the-scenes video of that very same photoshoot, which I think will accompany those pictures quite nicely.  Enjoy [...]

Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked.  That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps.  Also, I’m pretty sure it’s a felony for her to wear clothes.  (Popoholic)
Break was kind enough to churn out another lovely gallery filled with stuff and such and whatnot.  (Break)
Abigail Clancy is [...]

I’m still too hungover to provide adequate commentary. Luckily, I have found a cure: boobs. Specifically, hot lingerie model boobs. Specifically, really, really hot model lingerie boobs. Specifically, really, really, really hot lingerie model boobs belonging to Abigail Clancy. Specifically, really, really, really, really, hot lingerie model boobs belonging to [...]

Today’s site news is being brought to you by Abigail Clancy and her super awesome lingerie modeling. And Snacky Smores.
Some of your fellow village dwellers have been emailing me asking, “Lord Bluto, why for is there no search box so as I may search thyne site for specific boobs and other assorted goodness? [...]