Ya know, naked supermodels should congregate together more frequently.  I think that solve a lot of the world’s problems.  If you saw Adriana Lima standing around naked and you had a choice between an AK-47 and your penis, which way would you go?  That’s what I thought.  Try not to get it on the carpet.

I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.

NOTE: Click the link below to view the rest of the videos from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, or as I like to call it, penis heaven.

UPDATE: I just figured out how to embed YouTube videos in their fancy new “HD” quality, so in celebration of that I decided to move this post to the top.  Now you can enjoy the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in all its 720p glory.

NOTE: Holy tits, look at Marisa Miller’s tits as she starts her walk near the beginning of video II.  I hope her husband gets molested by fire ants.

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… because it’s on her shirt!  Hahahaha, in your face!!  Ok, I’m sorry.  That was just mean.  Luckily, Adriana is still really hot even when she’s fully clothed while advertising lingerie, which doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.  If you’re going to have one of the hottest women on the planet advertising lingerie why in the hell wouldn’t you have her wearing nothing but lingerie?!  Seriously, I need to get in contact with Victoria’s Secret ad guru……… “Why hello there Mr. ILikePenisInandAroundMyMouth, I noticed you have Ms. Lima advertising a new bra.”  “Oh yes, we certainly do.  What did you think of it Mr. Bluto?”

** WAPAH!!!!!! **

“There, now if you run the next ad like you have a pair of testicles I won’t have to karate chop your head off.  Now, get me my duct tape and safety-cut scissors so I can reattach this head.”