How come whenever I go on vacation to exotic beaches there are never supermodels shooting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalogue?  I mean, what the shit?  What do I have to do to get Marisa Miller to come jogging in front of my beach chair, preferrably naked?  Do you want me to wrestle a polar bear?  [...]

Ya know, naked supermodels should congregate together more frequently.  I think that solve a lot of the world’s problems.  If you saw Adriana Lima standing around naked and you had a choice between an AK-47 and your penis, which way would you go?  That’s what I thought.  Try not to get it on the carpet.
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I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.
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Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard’s sperm.  Once again, hooray for Victoria’s Secret and their penchant for plucking the hottest chicks imaginable out of Brazil.

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