Posts Tagged ‘Amy Winehouse’

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Posted on September 26th, 2008 by by admin

Holly Madison’s boobs should have their own TV show…  Wait…  (Hollywood Tuna)
Blake Lively has been on a hotness roll lately, and this bikini sure won’t hurt.  (Egotastic)
And another Break Gallery.  (Break)
The answers to why ever Criminal in movies is a goddamn moron.  (Cracked)
Here’s a bunch of people who Tattooed Celebrities onto their bodies because [...]

Amy Winehouse Single-Handedly Turns a Profit for Jack Daniels

Posted on September 8th, 2008 by by admin

Ya know how on the weekends you usually go out and get a little drunk?  Sometimes you go to the bars and sometimes you go to parties.  Usually when you go to these parties you bring your own booze.  A few bottles here and there.  Amy Winehouse does the same thing, except replace a few [...]

Rob Schneider Pregnant.

Posted on July 9th, 2008 by by admin

Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was “Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant” and further added “This could really be a [massive] career boost for me, and for Amy, although I am still filing a [...]

Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief

Posted on May 14th, 2008 by by admin

Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy.  Obviously, Amy Winehouse’s interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears while Sir Ian Blair “questions” her with his penis.  The Sun reports:

SINGER Amy Winehouse will [...]

Amy Winehouse’s Skanking May Cost her £3m

Posted on April 29th, 2008 by by admin

It seems as though Amy Winehouse’s imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up (“Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked”) and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks down to £250,000 for every month they were married, including the months Blake has spent [...]