Posts Tagged ‘Angelina Jolie’

Octuplet Mom Receiving Death Threats

Posted on February 12th, 2009 by by admin

I generally don’t condone death threats, but she is really, really stupid.  Star:

Things are so bad that Nadya’s spokesperson says the single mom and her six oldest children had to stay in a secure location last week as a safety precaution. “When the risk was determined it was no longer a high threat, we were [...]

Ryan Seacrest Shunned by Brad & Angelina at Golden Globes

Posted on January 12th, 2009 by by admin

Just when you think you’re among the quality people, someone comes along to put you back into your place.  Seacrest seems to have been on a roll as of late, too.  He…  Um… Did that one thing…  And that other show, over there…  OK, I admit it, I literally have no idea why Ryan Seacrest [...]

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins

Posted on July 13th, 2008 by by admin

Angelina Jolie continued to repopulate the entire Western Hemisphere by giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Saturday night by way of a caesarian section in Nice, France.  Rueters reports:
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, her doctor at a hospital in southern France said on [...]

Angelina Jolie may be Giving Birth

Posted on July 2nd, 2008 by by admin

According to some people from Frace, Angelina is or will soon give birth to twin girls.  Someone start the 18 year countdown.  The AP reports:
The seafront Lenval hospital in Nice in the south of France said Tuesday that Angelina Jolie had checked in at its Santa Maria maternity clinic to be kept under doctors’ surveillance [...]

Jolie-Pitt Expecting Twins – Bluto Devises Murder Plot

Posted on May 14th, 2008 by by admin

In what turns out to be very depressing to me, Brad Pitt has impregnated Angelina Jolie with twins and has caused me to buy a sniper rifle. People reports:

This time around will be double the pleasure for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who are expecting twins.
Jack Black let the news slip while doing a [...]