For a few years, Raffaello Follieri decided to dress up as a priest and swindle a bunch of people out of millions of dollars — his payoff finally came today.  Times reports:

A would-be Italian playboy who dated the Hollywood star Anne Hathaway was sentenced last night to four and a half years in jail for cheating investors out of millions of dollars to keep up with his celebrity friends.
Passing sentence yesterday, Judge John Koeltl said that the crime was aggravated by the fact that Follieri had masqueraded as a representative of a religious organisation and spent his criminal proceeds on “lavish personal expenses”.
He imposed forfeiture of $2.44 million of Follieri’s property and said that he would consider ordering restitution to the victims. “The defendant will suffer not only a substantial term of imprisonment but also financial ruin,” the judge said.

In retrospect, Raffaello went from living a billionaire lifestyle and seeing Anne Hathaway naked whenever he damn-well pleased, to jacking off into a napkin for 4 years while trying to preserve his anus’ virginity.  If that isn’t the epitome of success, I don’t know what is.

Apparently, Anne Hathaway is not a fairy tale princess made out of glitter and rainbow sunshine like most of her movies suggest.  OK! reports:

But lately, rumors of high-maintenance requests have swirled around the actress, making many wonder whether Anne is taking a cue from a different character from the popular movie about a demanding boss and those who serve her.

“Anne requested lattes but only ones with soy milk, so she made a guy go out and bring
back five soy lattes for her and her crew.”

“Then she requested scrambled eggs since she didn’t like the breakfast available. The same guy had to go to a restaurant next door and ask for the eggs. It took 45 minutes, and then she barely even touched them!”

I might take offense to this if Anne didn’t have such an awesome chest region.  I guess it’d also help if I cared as much about this as I do those two blades of grass over there…  “What are you looking at?!”  Something is afoot.