Apparently, things in Heather Locklear’s world aren’t all golden rays of cherry sunshine like she said they were a few months ago.  People reports:

“Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito,” California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. “The witness said Locklear was revving [...]

And by criminal masterminds, I mean they are the exact opposite of Carlo Gambino.  People reports:

Actor Ryan O’Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor’s Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff’s spokesman confirms.
“This morning, deputies were doing a routine sweep to make sure Redmond was adhering to his probation,” [...]

Tater Salad was arrested by Vero Beach, FL authorities yesterday for possession of marijuana.  The evidence was subsequently smoked lost.  TMZ reports:

Vero Beach FL cops took the funnyman into custody for possession of marijuana, under 20 grams. He was also booked on possession of drug paraphernalia.
He was released after posting a $1,000 bond
Good thing our [...]

Okay, important questions first.  Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips?  You don’t know either?  Well, fuck it then.  Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after “the man” found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, or something (I wasn’t paying attention); namely, heroin and cocaine, the life-blood of any party.  [...]

As you’ve probably already heard, Christian Bale was arrested and released after his mother and sister called the police on hm for assault.  Turns out he just yelled at them because his mom was being a bitch.  Daily Mail reports:

Batman star Christian Bale confronted his mother after she allegedly insulted his wife, MailOnline has learned.
However, [...]