So I decided to start my Fourth of July vacation early and end it late, so it turns out that I’m a little behind on the stuff that Hollywood reporters try to pass off as real news.  One of those “stories” just happened to be Ashlee Simpson taking the milk sacs out for another stroll.  [...]

Pregnant boobs syndrome has struck again. And how. Ashlee Simpson decided to take her boobs out for a stroll the other day and I for one fully support the walking of large chests. But my friends, the best has yet to come. Seeing as how Jessica Simpson is a needly little [...]

This penny is awesome.  People:

Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” they wrote on Wentz’s site, friendsorenemies.com. “This is truly the most joyous time [...]